New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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