Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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