I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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