Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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