how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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