one word: firstdatebathroomanal
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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