Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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