I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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