Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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