Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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