Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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