i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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