I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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