friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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