..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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