I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
this boner is exhausting
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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