I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
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My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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