what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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