Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
His nipple licking is glorious
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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