I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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