it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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