no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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