Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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