fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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