I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Randomize
