"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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