I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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