I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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