Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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