worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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