he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
no you cant smoke seaweed
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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