Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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