first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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