did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
