Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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