Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
