Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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