What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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