Sry I called you an 8
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
