I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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