I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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