so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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