Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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