She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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