I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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