i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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