bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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