used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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