so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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