it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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