Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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