We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today