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(541): View more from Oregon

Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.

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(541): Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system. http://tfl.nu/mobk

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

my mouth tastes like poor choices

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(401): my mouth tastes like poor choices http://tfl.nu/2d46

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(613): View more from Ontario

There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.

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This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?

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Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.

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(613): There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared. (613): This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea? (613): Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win. http://tfl.nu/1a5o

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(480): View more from Arizona

They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."

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(480): They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..." http://tfl.nu/hs05

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(316): View more from Kansas

She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....

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(316): She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar.... http://tfl.nu/1ee9

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(210): View more from Texas

she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?

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(210): she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate? http://tfl.nu/d0z4

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow

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As in ill only blow him next week

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(403): I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow (403): As in ill only blow him next week http://tfl.nu/dd9t

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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.

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(510): After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip. http://tfl.nu/y98z

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(805): View more from California

You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way

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(805): You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way http://tfl.nu/xnwc

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.

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(770): I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself. http://tfl.nu/dirk

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.

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(608): Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are. http://tfl.nu/5ybn

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(330): View more from Ohio

I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...

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(330): I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay... http://tfl.nu/3ns8

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.

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(570): Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM. http://tfl.nu/zh91

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis

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(952): Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis http://tfl.nu/o9uq

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.

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(306): I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic. http://tfl.nu/bsgj

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