That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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