I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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